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King Diamond: “Them” (1988)

“Grandma!!!!!!” I don’t know if there’s a more apt intro for this post, and I don’t know if there’s a better, more hilarious yet awesome intro to a metal song ever. With a new guitarist and bass player in tow replacing his former Mercyful Fate bandmates, King Diamond crafted if not an album for the ages in “Them”, then at least a song for the ages in the immortal (and thankfully captured in video form) “Welcome Home”. This was my first exposure to King Diamond as a kid, my first purchase of his on CD, and then my first purchase when I moved to vinyl. Does it hold up, especially in t he light of having just digested at length both Fatal Portrait and Abigail? Time to find out…

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King Diamond: Abigail (1987)

Listening back to Abigail, the second solo effort from King Diamond I can’t believe this was as popular as it was back in the late 80s, but I guess never discount the theatrical flair that would come to dominate the MTV generation. This was a huge album at the time, and my immediate takeaway listening to it in the Year of Our Lord 2024 is the distinct similarity to Fates Warning’s Awaken the Guardian, released the year before, rather than a now tenuous grasp with Mercyful Fate. The music is more progressive, and the conceptual narrative of a couple moving into a haunted house with the spirit of a stillborn child now stretches over the entire album as opposed to occupying a suite of songs. It’s as ambitious as anything done to that point – certainly in metal – and the fact that it lives up to its reputation, even 37 years later is a welcome surprise.

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King Diamond: Fatal Portrait (1986)

I like the idea of kind of returning to when I would review whole blocks of albums from an artist because of the whole alphabetical order thing. I don’t want to go entirely back to reviewing my library A-Z, but as something hits me I’ll occasionally return to the format when I have enough from an artist to do so. Like now. King Diamond (and by extension Mercyful Fate, although honestly they came to my attention later) have always intrigued me as coming close to the sound I heard in my head whenever I thought of “my” perfect metal as a kid: heavy but progressive, with interesting structures but killer hooks. So with that in mind let’s travel through what many would consider their trifecta of classic albums, starting with their debut Fatal Portrait.

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Metallica: 72 Seasons (2023)

I used to worry about how to reconcile the “objective” writer with the passionate fan when it came to my favorite artists. I’ve made no secret of my love for Metallica and how they were the band who brought me into extreme metal. I wrote a little about it for Nine Circles almost seven years ago, and here we are seven years later with 72 Seasons, their newest release. And listening to it for the past seven months (man, there are a lot of sevens in this thing, huh?), my heart and mind have run the gamut concerning my feelings for the music: sheer excitement for the singles; the joy of the first complete listen; disappointment upon hearing (and certainly reading) the inevitable cracks in the facade; the quiet resignation as other albums were released and the metal social media made their jokes and moved on. But now that we’re nearing the end of 2023 and everyone and their brother are making EOY lists (mine come out starting the second week of December) I wanted to really sit down and ignore everyone else, and just listen and see what I heard.

Surprise: I really, really like 72 Seasons, warts and all.

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Suicidal Tendencies: Lights…Camera…Revolution! (1990)

I’m back at work, and back in the office. Which means I’m commuting again. The routine and mental/emotional expense is exhausting, and as I went in this morning I thought about what to listen to to cover for today’s Consuming entry. I put my phone on shuffle and the choice was made for me. I was aware as a kid of Suicidal Tendencies, whether it was through the immortal “Institutionalized” ands its rally cry of “ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!” as well as the anthemic “How Will I Laugh Tomorrow” that set as much as a template for the band moving forward as anything else. I love both those songs, and their accompanying albums. But if I’m being honest, my go-to album has always been Lights…Camera…Revolution! It was the one I bought first and listened to the most. So I listened to this again this morning on the way to work. In lieu of a “proper” post instead here are some passing thoughts as each song played.

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Black Sabbath: Mob Rules (1981)

Despite being a massive Black Sabbath AND Dio fan, I’m here to sheepishly admit I rarely if ever listen to the albums the two made together. I usually stick to the first six album for both parties, but when I saw a great condition original pressing of Mob Rules at my shop I couldn’t pass it up and take a chance to dig deeper and see what works, what doesn’t, and how it compares to the discography I tend to stick to. Plus that album art…damn if this isn’t maybe one of the best covers in all of heavy metal.

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